Internet Vigilante

The world is an unforgiving place. Nevermind bending the law a little and trying to avoid the cops, now try avoiding everybody with a camera. Yeah, that's right, people now take pictures of you breaking the law and you can be ticketed. (Only in India, at the moment). The people taking the pictures range from angry, to bored, to self-proclaimed heroes of the law. Those who enjoy justice but didn't like the danger of being a cop or the work of being a lawyer.

Anyway, this gives way too much power to people, and I believe that people will be incredibly suspicious of one another. I imagine a few people who have taken pictures have probably gotten beat up already. And theres probably people who have nothing better in their lives then to angrily snap pictures of people on their cell phones for 2 seconds trying to give a number to the hospital for their son to take their mother to the hospital. Regardless, I think there will be many disputes and tickets over very little things. But I suppose it probably will force people to follow the law.

Misc News

Mattress police. Seemingly fake news report about couple falling through roof. OK that's all I've got.

Seriously that second news story has to be fake though. They spell numerous things wrong plus who makes an affair part of the news that isn't a celebrity one? And who would publicly announce that they had sex with someone besides their fiance? Especially someone not that attractive?

News July 27th 2010

Hello. Let's see whats on the news today.

Personal: Been playing games. Wasting my life away. Description needs no more than 50 words.

Horoscope: Your life is even more exciting than usual today -- which is saying quite a lot! You may want to ring up distant friends or acquaintances to get them in on the action, as it might not last long.

Yeah that sounds like today. I'm looking up my horoscope on the internet, if my day was more exciting that usual I wouldn't know that my horoscope even predicted it.

News: Blah blah blah BP, blah blah blah Obama, etc.

Here we go. 55 lab monkeys released from test lab. How does something like that get on the news? Wait, rescued. I'm guessing the news reporter was one of the monkeys? She kinda looks like it. If you watch it for anything, watch it for the picture captions. It shows a monkey in a cage and says "Monkey Madness!" because that really conveys sympathy. I was gonna pass a joke playing with the phrase "monkey business" but I see the news has beaten me with ridiculousness, definitely not the last time.

Tortured? Is that what labs do? What if they were curing AIDS? A few monkey casualties so that people's genetilia don't have to suffer seems like a small price to pay. But I'm not a monkey. And it seems like they would be making more AIDS than less if they had monkeys in cages...

Who seriously gives a damn about the monkeys!?!?!? We have people starving all over the world and someone drives 2000 miles to save a group of monkeys??? I guess its only me who thinks this place is absurd.

Maybe the monkeys LIKE the cages? I guess I should be very concerned over the 55 monkeys psychological status. Not to say thats not awful, but c'mon, there are more pressing issues at hand in the world.

Eh, check fark for some funny news. This post didn't really have a lot of substance. See ya next time.

As an addendum, mark May 21st 2011 on your calendar. Apparently, its when Christ is coming back.